Oranges Are Not the Only Fruit (Thank Fuck)

damn you oranges y u so hard to open!
I have found myself flighty with fruit before
now I am anguishing in promises of citrus
pathetic flakes of peel are falling to the floor

is it even litter if it’s biodegradable?
hm, whatever, I don’t care anymore
but damn these peels of uncivil laughter
reverberating through my every pore!

my vitamin-deficient heart is breaking
o give me a satsuma, or something with a core
orange, you’ve put me through the juicer
you’re dead to me. I’m going to the store

and if it’s me you want to find
you will know me by the trail of the rind