Vladimir Umanets was jailed for two years on 13th December 2012 for claiming Rothko’s Black on Maroon as a potential piece of yellowism.
had all been sensed
could put my pen down
With beard as lustrous as
the cymbal’s crash
he found a corner
unprepared by thought.
And the crone said, ‘father,
lonely in your shell,
sing the sons of Leda
read to me their ravages.’
Discovering the joys of JanusLOLs has reminded me of some more LOLs I made a few years ago – specifically, LOLPoets – which I place here for posterity.
First, generate some language using JanusNode. Next, select a language string and use it as your search term on Google image search, then choose an image from the results page (extra points for using the first entry). Finally, upload the image to a meme maker and caption it using your selected language string. Here are a few I made earlier:
Stand-up comedy at The Stand, Edinburgh, 29th January 2013. Anthropomorphic angst, minimalist japery and hardcore pluderotica.
A transparent ironing board, a record, a curtain
14 umbrellas on the right of a flute
The drunken hermeneutics of heaven
A tooth and a football rolled up in a boot
One slab of polystyrene in an origami box
Some taxis tied to a metronome
A cutout of a paisley paper-mache pair of socks
Some kind of metronome/metronome.
Passport photo of a lightbulb
The drunken semantics of a Calgarian skull
One polished silicone pile of bones
Honey, in a camouflage traffic cone
A radioactive heat-sensitive heart
A dark green t-shirt with 20 arms.